your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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