this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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