nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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