I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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