Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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