I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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