his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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