you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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