And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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