I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Randomize