Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
