chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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