I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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