You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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