My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
now i know why i became what i already was.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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