no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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