At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
My dick has a subreddit
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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