WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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