i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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