So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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