but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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