found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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