I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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