new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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