Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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