you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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