I only kidnapped one of them. chill
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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