In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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