Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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