"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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