I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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