I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
