She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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