I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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