i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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