Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
a search helicopter?!
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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