Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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