Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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