I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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