Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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