so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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