i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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