i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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