Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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