you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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