tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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