i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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