He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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