He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Enjoy the penises
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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