is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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