i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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