I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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