That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I need help removing her.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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