I'm sorry my penis didn't work
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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