Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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