I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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