I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Drunk is not a location!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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