just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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